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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Darksheare

(That's sick!)


4,941 posted on 12/11/2005 12:03:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darkchylde

Don't kiss the Blarney Stone - it's all a farce!! Also, hoodlums probably piss on the stone...


4,942 posted on 12/11/2005 12:03:37 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76
Well, it's a rather boring Sunday actually.

I've been lurking here for a while, and I'm having coffee.

Want some? ;-)
4,943 posted on 12/11/2005 12:04:10 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Hi, Es.
Fun place to hang out, huh?


*slap-slap*

(What am I SAYING???)


4,944 posted on 12/11/2005 12:05:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Thanks. Do you have any herbal tea?

(I can't have coffee.)


4,945 posted on 12/11/2005 12:05:28 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Darkchylde
I'd love the chance to see everything.

what's your pleasure, Chylde?

4,946 posted on 12/11/2005 12:05:35 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

And scrolling through the ingredients grants one the sight of this stuff:
extract of hydrolyzed re-animated zombie excrement, reconstituted weasel juice, verigated insulated unexpurgated mime extract, over-stimulated college co-eds, under-educated retro dead-heads, slippery jumplings, salt, sterilized ratfink shavings, roasted iguana nuts, anthrax bacilli, ambergris, imitation artificial semi-sweet not-quite-chocolate substitute, pasteurized processed squid ink and salt.

Zounds...


4,947 posted on 12/11/2005 12:05:44 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

No one on the Undead Thread needs to kiss the Blarney Stone anyway, we're all gifted.


4,948 posted on 12/11/2005 12:06:17 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Darkchylde

"oh no, not again!"

which I think is also an oblique reference to HHGTTG


4,949 posted on 12/11/2005 12:07:08 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Oooh, so much weirdness in one place at one time may
cause a meltdown of.... everything. Sounds like fun.


4,950 posted on 12/11/2005 12:07:18 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Monkey Face

*chuckle*

Sometimes the ingredients list reads like that..


4,951 posted on 12/11/2005 12:08:17 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face
Hi 'Face!

Yes, my fun consisted in reading your (all) posts.
I rarely do that.
4,952 posted on 12/11/2005 12:08:44 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout

Isn't that the puzzle box from Hellraiser?


4,953 posted on 12/11/2005 12:08:55 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face

Thanks again.

Being that my Scottish blood is McDonald of Sleat, I've
always wanted to walk into some Campbell household &
proclaim I've invaded.... just to see what happens. ;-)


4,954 posted on 12/11/2005 12:09:16 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare

"geometric corn syrup solids"


4,955 posted on 12/11/2005 12:09:29 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76
Sorry tulip, I forgot.

But yes, I have a wonderful Herbal mix.
4,956 posted on 12/11/2005 12:10:05 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

yes, that is the Lament Configuration Lemarchand box


4,957 posted on 12/11/2005 12:10:29 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Heh heh heh.

I'm glad I didn't write that ingredient list...


4,958 posted on 12/11/2005 12:10:34 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

Ah, maybe we should just put you
in charge of the special wording.


4,959 posted on 12/11/2005 12:10:38 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

y'all come on down - we'll find beds for ya.


4,960 posted on 12/11/2005 12:11:23 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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