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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: King Prout

Haven't seen any outside, they're probably in the state assembly.


4,761 posted on 12/11/2005 9:46:36 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!
I had a cat that would kill for a piece of green bell pepper!

And a dog that would fight you for a slice of peach.

Hobbes doesn't get people food. She is strictly an Iams baby.


4,762 posted on 12/11/2005 9:47:35 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

Mollie D. Panther (now positively ID'd as a Bombay) likes a sip of beer now and then.

Sally liked coffee.

Jones kept trying to put squirrel on my menu.


4,763 posted on 12/11/2005 9:47:40 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde

not as bad as dreaming you woke up and went to work.


4,764 posted on 12/11/2005 9:48:33 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

I think it was an oil refinery, and it was accidental.


4,765 posted on 12/11/2005 9:49:13 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Mimi was a bobcat domestic mix.
She loved ham, turkey, and roast beef as well, and would climb my leg with her claws to get said ham, turkey, or roast beef.
She'd do this mournful pathetic mewling until I relented and gave her the food.
But by then she was already hanging off my shirt.


4,766 posted on 12/11/2005 9:49:48 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face

... Sheesh. I'm not very good at this keeping
in touch thing. I'm often on, just lurking.


4,767 posted on 12/11/2005 9:53:54 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: King Prout

Uh, 8"... light & fluffy.


4,768 posted on 12/11/2005 9:54:43 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: King Prout

LOL, squirrel on the menu, eh?
NiMH keeps trying to teach us how to hunt by releasing live bunnies into the kitchen.

http://www.pvponline.com/index.php3

Scroll downward, and you will see a Mollie style kitty doing the Lord Kringus demon god of Christmas trees act..


4,769 posted on 12/11/2005 9:56:11 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; MadIvan; timpad
this is the event:

There has been a large explosion followed by two smaller blasts in the St Albans area, around 25 miles north of London.
Sky Correspondent Sky Meade has said he can see flames about 200ft in the sky and there appears to be burning fuel.
Speaking by telephone from his home, Meade described "burning tongues" of flames in the sky.
The first blast happened at 6.03am - the other explosions followed about 20 minutes later.
Meade, a seasoned war reporter said he can see what looks like "burning aviation fuel".
"This fire is extremely intense. It is a bright orange glow on the horizon," he said.

so now we are all up to speed.
timpad recalls MadIvan living somewhere in that general area, and is concerned MadIvan has not yet checked in to say he and his are all A-OK.

4,770 posted on 12/11/2005 9:56:51 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Well, I don't have a job... otherwise I just might.
I still have dreams about school... & I'm now 20.


4,771 posted on 12/11/2005 9:56:51 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Monkey Face

I'll have to post a pic sometime of one my cats!!


4,772 posted on 12/11/2005 9:57:21 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darkchylde

it is on order. ETA to your door in approximately 25 minutes. the bill is paid. tip the dilivery boy as you like if he makes it on time.


4,773 posted on 12/11/2005 9:58:30 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde; Darksheare

"I'm often on, just lurking."

Ah. That explains it...When Darks lurks, my typo rate increases exponentially. Often, when he's not there (I ping him just to make sure) I will typo pretty bad, but not like when he is lurking. Now I understand why...it's you. ;o]


4,774 posted on 12/11/2005 9:59:48 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout; MadIvan; timpad

It is curious that several explosions occured.

When you mentioned it, I left the computer to ask my mother, I hope Ivan is ok.


4,775 posted on 12/11/2005 10:01:03 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face; Darkchylde

Sis has a weird sister field...


4,776 posted on 12/11/2005 10:02:04 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Do that. I'm still being lazy about getting my scanner up and running so I can post a piccie of Hobbes...(one of these days...)


4,777 posted on 12/11/2005 10:02:15 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

yep - that is very much what Mollie looks like.

Mollie's face is a little more gracile


4,778 posted on 12/11/2005 10:02:56 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde

Yah. I think I've already got that worked out.


4,779 posted on 12/11/2005 10:03:01 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I'll have to figure out the Imageshack thing....


4,780 posted on 12/11/2005 10:03:29 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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