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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: King Prout; Dawsonville_Doc
3,341
posted on
12/09/2005 7:57:09 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
What is a "pushy" and why does Larry want Prout to work on it?
3,342
posted on
12/09/2005 7:58:25 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: fanfan
A common misconception. Minneapolis is often colder than Moscow (the one in Russia).
Hi fan!
3,343
posted on
12/09/2005 8:01:26 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: HKMk23
The Short Happy Life of Frances the Mouse.
To: Alice au Wonderland
Hey Alice!
How's it going?
3,345
posted on
12/09/2005 8:09:24 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan; NicknamedBob
Ooooh! That is soooo coool!
I'm still n00b enough to cut and paste those directions to my lexicon.
*chanting* I learned something ne-ew! I learned something ne-ew!
3,346
posted on
12/09/2005 8:09:31 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: sionnsar
3,347
posted on
12/09/2005 8:11:09 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Alice au Wonderland
3,348
posted on
12/09/2005 8:13:57 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Today is going well.
The hubby left early to get to work before the lunatics hit the roads. Turns out that he was not entirely successful. The lunatics had planned ahead, too! Who'd've thunk it?
The kids and I shoveled the driveway clear and now the sun is baking it ( I hope. It's still below freezing here.) dry.
I've caught up on all of the posts from last night and, well, here I am!
How're you?
3,349
posted on
12/09/2005 8:20:22 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Reminds me of the joke about Clinton returning from some trip or other.
He descends from the airplane holding a pig under one of his arms and says to the marine at the bottom of the stairs, "Look what I got for Hillary!"
The marine replies, "Good trade, sir!"
3,350
posted on
12/09/2005 8:23:48 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: fanfan; SandyInSeattle; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; timpad; Eaker; Darksheare; Monkey Face; ...
Mornin' All!
I've shoveled the drive and now I'm going to make some coffee. Any takers?
3,351
posted on
12/09/2005 8:25:45 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Good!
At work today, and surprisingly still busy..we usually slow down this close to Christmas.
I haven't started Christmas shopping yet.
Have you started?
3,352
posted on
12/09/2005 8:28:55 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
I've not really started shopping. Once the tree is decorated and Primus has his surgery, I'll move on to shopping.
I have to get the kids' wishlists prepped and emailed to interested parties tonight, though. *sigh*
And, I've just been informed that the entirety of my in-laws have decided to hold our annual Christmas get together in my house. I just love being consulted. *sarcasm dripping from fangs*
Anyway, I haven't really started, although I have mentally planned it all out.
What is it that you do that usually slows down close to Christmas, if you don't mind me asking?
*sniffing the air*
Coffee's ready! Help yourself.
3,353
posted on
12/09/2005 8:39:13 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I've shoveled the drive and now I'm going to make some coffee. Sounds good. Second floor, north wing, second office past the secretary's desk. *\;-)
Snow, eh? It's just about all gone here. But we're sitting in what's pretty close to the preface to our snowfall pattern; temperatures around freezing, dipping down at least overnight.
3,354
posted on
12/09/2005 8:45:04 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Alice au Wonderland
And, I've just been informed that the entirety of my in-laws have decided to hold our annual Christmas get together in my house. I just love being consulted. *sarcasm dripping from fangs* Arrgghhh!
That's one nice thing about having a completely dysfunctional family...we never get together. LOL.
Incoming.
3,355
posted on
12/09/2005 8:49:16 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: sionnsar
*entering coordinates into transporter*
Second floor, north wing, second office past the secretary's desk.
Here 'ya go! *pressing "send" button*
We were told to expect 4 - 7 inches. Looks like we got about 5. Naturally, all of the schools closed around here, wusses that they are. This means the children are outdoors playing with their little friends instead of doing lessons. Otoh, it also means no ballet or swimming tonight.....That means a proper, sit-down, family meal tonight.
3,356
posted on
12/09/2005 8:50:41 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: fanfan
3,357
posted on
12/09/2005 8:54:04 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: fanfan
I don't mind most of them. And I can tolerate all of them, en masse, for limited amounts of time. Vounteering my house, without consulting me, was a serious mistake on their part.
Otoh, my hubby loves his family (he can't help himself) so I'll restrain my vindictive urges for his sake.....I can afford to wait.....*evil gleam*
3,358
posted on
12/09/2005 9:00:34 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse
Was reading a "fair tax" ping and ran across this post:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1536612/posts
Is this your "Zon" or is it someone else entirely?
Just curious.
p.s.---Hope I did the cut and paste thingy correctly so that you go where I intend you to. *sheepish grin*
3,359
posted on
12/09/2005 9:06:39 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
LOL.
Revenge is a dish best served cold?
3,360
posted on
12/09/2005 9:13:39 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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