Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[stephenjohnbanker]

"Do you have an established prurience level "

Let's see what transpires. I am the adventurous type.

[Alice au Wonderland]

ROFL!

Good morning!

[Alice au Wonderland]

You have photographic evidence of Prout in an earlier incarnation?!

Did I ever meet you or talk with you on the phone? I'd've been in college in New York.

[Alice au Wonderland]

I can work with that.

If I offend, please say so.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Well, considering that, at most, I lifted 110 for 12 reps on the bowflex (with my legs) and 70 lbs for 144 reps (with the abs), you are way ahead of me!

On the other hand, you're a man....all man...*shivering delicately*

[stephenjohnbanker]

Good morning, Alice. The UT sure was busy last night about 400 posts.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Yup!

Some of it was prurient!

What are your thoughts, if any, on Ben Wa Balls? NnB and Dead Corpse are making them for us. (Refer to post 1772, or so, and scattered posts from last night.)

[Dead Corpse]

On the other hand, you're a man....all man...*shivering delicately*

Last time I checked... yeah. You seem to be shivering an aweful lot lately. ;-)

[Dawsonville_Doc]

Did I ever meet you or talk with you on the phone?

I don't think so, but you'd have to ask KP to make sure. As far as I recall, he had no family visits Freshman year.

[Dead Corpse]

Yeah... I think some time last night someone suggested using a radioactive, but dense, material for the "dinger" inside. Not exactly something you want in close contact if'n ya' knows what I means.

Mercury would actually be a good shot, but working with the stuff can be pretty nasty. Especially if you heat it.

[Alice au Wonderland]

You seem to be shivering an aweful lot lately

[Monkey Face]

"...I am the adventurous type."

You must be! You're still here!

[Alice au Wonderland]

That's interesting. Where'd the rest of it go?

[Alice au Wonderland]

You seem to be shivering an aweful lot lately

It's almost my turn to lay an egg.

[Monkey Face]

"...What are your thoughts, if any, on Ben Wa Balls? NnB and Dead Corpse are making them for us. (Refer to post 1772, or so, and scattered posts from last night.)"

*whispers hotly*
(I wish they'd hurry and get them done!)

[Alice au Wonderland]

Naw, I wouldn't have visited. We made do with the rare phone call.

What are you up to now, if you don't mind me asking.

[Monkey Face]

Gee...I'm almost afraid to ask what else you might consider putting in them...I'm not sure I want anything radioactive in "close proximity" of anything important. Of course, at my age, it may not matter!

:o]

[Alice au Wonderland]

*panting*

Me, too!

I had to insist that NnB make them look pretty, too. He was going to let them look....*shudder*....utilitarian! After all, we girls have standards, and....things.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Ooooh! We can't have premature *ahem* explosions. That won't do at all.

[Monkey Face]

Well, I, for one, prefer they be colored, like turquoise and magenta and other hot colors, just because of where they will be *ahem* resting. Pearlized would be good...clear works...