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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Victoria Delsoul

Good Night! Sleep well.


2,201 posted on 12/06/2005 9:13:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I don't BBQ down here - too damn hot in the summer, too many bugs.

I still cook - poor folks gotta cook to keep on-budget.


2,202 posted on 12/06/2005 9:13:23 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Good night, Victoria.


2,203 posted on 12/06/2005 9:13:28 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: NicknamedBob
You have a Microwave?

Yep.

2,204 posted on 12/06/2005 9:13:59 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Darksheare; tuliptree76
You cook one thing or two and have the best intentions of sharing.

That's good enough.
2,205 posted on 12/06/2005 9:14:24 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Actually, motivation called 'longing of the heart' sent me from my roost.


2,206 posted on 12/06/2005 9:14:54 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"Thwack 'em with a shoe, says I, ..."

Well, if they resist arrest...

2,207 posted on 12/06/2005 9:15:17 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Darksheare
Beef strokingoff...er, Stroginoff over noodles!
2,208 posted on 12/06/2005 9:15:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout
young men are, to put it gently, dumb as a bag of hammers.

*biting tongue*

Will... not... respond...

2,209 posted on 12/06/2005 9:16:05 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: King Prout

Poor baby! More therapy for you.


2,210 posted on 12/06/2005 9:16:30 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA; tuliptree76

I've had some fascinating cooking disasters.
The results could have been used for various things like armor plating or heat shielding..


2,211 posted on 12/06/2005 9:16:34 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

well, she routinely lies on my hunched shoulders with one hind leg draped over each of my ears and her tail flipped insouciantly across the crown of my gleaming pate as i putter about the house, so I wouldn't say she holds me in *reverence*

but she knows who deals out the whupass in my home


2,212 posted on 12/06/2005 9:16:40 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Had some Stroganoff a few hours ago.


2,213 posted on 12/06/2005 9:17:30 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

'nite, Vic


2,214 posted on 12/06/2005 9:18:01 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Some of the male parental units...sort of....They had someone else make the fire and then they grilled upon it....


2,215 posted on 12/06/2005 9:18:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout
So, you still cook then.

Will you marry me next week?

No wait, next week is inconvenient. January perhaps? ;)
2,216 posted on 12/06/2005 9:18:14 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

I don't cook as much as I used to, either. It's not fun to just cook for myself.

But as long as you can make something (or at least heat up something), and you're willing to share it, that's what counts.


2,217 posted on 12/06/2005 9:18:26 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Darksheare

don't brag

oh... stroGANoff

nevermind


2,218 posted on 12/06/2005 9:18:46 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Cool, you have a fur collar that has its own fillet for your forehead.
(A fuzzy crown!)


2,219 posted on 12/06/2005 9:19:00 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thwack first; ask questions later!


2,220 posted on 12/06/2005 9:19:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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