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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: tuliptree76; EsmeraldaA; NicknamedBob; King Prout; Army Air Corps
I'd make soup.
KP doesn't like Cream of Mushroom.
(So the roast beef and mushroom sandwiches are out.)
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posted on
12/06/2005 9:01:12 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: tuliptree76
*snort*
s'ok... had a blonde moment of my own, back in 1988... biked face-first into a brick wall... see, there was this blonde...
2,162
posted on
12/06/2005 9:02:04 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
Oh, I'm sorely tempted to say something decidedly PI and prurient. *biting fingers*
2,163
posted on
12/06/2005 9:02:06 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Victoria Delsoul
I had to wait for her nemesis to go to sleep before I could snap a pic of it.
She woke up, so I have a nice progression from asleep to fully awake and charging.
Now they just need ot be developed.
And the bite to my shin must heal.
2,164
posted on
12/06/2005 9:02:13 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I prefer the direct approach. Thwack 'em with a shoe, says I, and wipe off the residue with a tissue.Although I use a direct method of killing spiders, like a shoe or just squashing them in a tissue if I'm not wearing shoes, I wouldn't mind someone else using the jar method if I didn't have to do it myself. LOL!
I don't kill those cute little bugs, like ladybugs and pill bugs. I just take those outside.
2,165
posted on
12/06/2005 9:02:29 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: tuliptree76
does NOT "taste like chicken"
cooked properly, tastes great.
2,166
posted on
12/06/2005 9:02:51 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob
Hey, spiders eat bugs that would otherwise eat me.
Besides... my sis and I had a pet funnel web spider...
2,167
posted on
12/06/2005 9:02:54 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: King Prout
2,168
posted on
12/06/2005 9:03:05 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: EsmeraldaA; tuliptree76
2,169
posted on
12/06/2005 9:03:19 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare
Aren't Funnel Web spiders deadly?
To: King Prout; NicknamedBob
Oh, no. More prurient thoughts.
Must control my thoughts. Must control my thoughts.
2,171
posted on
12/06/2005 9:04:03 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout
To: King Prout
Oh great. Now you're going to make me think and wonder for a long period of time.
2,173
posted on
12/06/2005 9:04:46 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland
when it comes to meat and eggzes and pancakes and certain confections, I am a Master.
I used to be a High Priest of the Rite of Meat and Fire, back when I lived up there in Yankeeedom.
ask Alice, I think she'll know
(and, yes: been waiting to drop that one)
2,174
posted on
12/06/2005 9:04:49 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Yikes.
Some cats think their humans are gods who smite the invading squirrels and such.
Has Molly kitty seemed to hold you in some weird reverence?
2,175
posted on
12/06/2005 9:04:51 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: tuliptree76
Check out post 1772 or thereabouts. NnB posted a link to an explanation of Ben Wa Balls.
2,176
posted on
12/06/2005 9:04:57 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare
LOL! Let me see them when you get it.
To: Darksheare
You are abdicated?
You must have grovelled to someone at least once.
2,178
posted on
12/06/2005 9:05:43 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare; tuliptree76
Sounds great!
From a can or......?
To: King Prout
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posted on
12/06/2005 9:06:28 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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