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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Night, KODT.


1,261 posted on 12/04/2005 6:05:01 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

see ya in the morning, Doc
Love you.
'nite


1,262 posted on 12/04/2005 6:05:07 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Night, HTB.


1,263 posted on 12/04/2005 6:05:30 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

'nite.

(didja see Mad Bastard?)


1,264 posted on 12/04/2005 6:06:02 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
I have had some interesting answers on their final quiz.

One student believed that Lincoln was assassinated in Carnegie Hall.
1,265 posted on 12/04/2005 6:07:09 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps
I shall celebrate with reckless abandon when this semester ends.

I hope to do that sometime in January or February.

I copied my final exam on Friday. All I have left in that class is grading their last project and the final.

I'm going to miss teaching tax.

1,266 posted on 12/04/2005 6:07:25 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Army Air Corps

I bleed for you.


1,267 posted on 12/04/2005 6:09:47 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Army Air Corps

everyone knows it was in the Chrysler Theater!


1,268 posted on 12/04/2005 6:11:04 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Army Air Corps

reckless abandon generally calls for something a bit more thrilling than four chickens and a coke well maybe not that's what they take with when they go alligator hunting around here very dead chickens the deader the better and suspended on a pole over the presumed feeding area of the alligator the fearless redneck waits patiently fortified with coke or something else that comes in a can and sooner or later the alligator seizes the chicken and if that's not reckless abandon on the part of all participants i don't know what it is maybe egregious stupidity


1,269 posted on 12/04/2005 6:13:08 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Four alligators and a coke!


1,270 posted on 12/04/2005 6:15:13 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: King Prout

Indeed. Besides, one can only perform an assassination at Carnegie Hall after much practice.


1,271 posted on 12/04/2005 6:15:24 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Bush's fault?


1,272 posted on 12/04/2005 6:17:22 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Army Air Corps

i have listened to a number of assassinations at carnegie hall


1,273 posted on 12/04/2005 6:18:29 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

"Bush's fault?"

Could have been his great grandfather Jebodiah Bush or someone from Halliburton...


1,274 posted on 12/04/2005 6:19:30 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Army Air Corps
"Bush's fault?"

A distant relative ... John Wilkes Bush.

1,275 posted on 12/04/2005 6:20:17 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

"i have listened to a number of assassinations at carnegie hall"

I have witnessed a few character assassinations...


1,276 posted on 12/04/2005 6:20:27 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Indeed! No one starts at Carnegie Hall!


1,277 posted on 12/04/2005 6:21:36 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

bad tenors?


1,278 posted on 12/04/2005 6:22:11 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

"Hey, y'awl... 'awtch'iyuss!"


1,279 posted on 12/04/2005 6:23:32 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob; Army Air Corps

So it is Bush's fault.....


1,280 posted on 12/04/2005 6:26:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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