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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Das Outsider

"Hi Hei Ho"

Is that a name, or are they expletives?

If a name, hu?


11,981 posted on 12/29/2005 3:26:46 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Das Outsider
"Tell them to blow it out their ___...

Blank filled:


11,982 posted on 12/29/2005 3:29:30 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; All
One of the things I love/hate about President G.W.Bush, is his habit of treating with dignity, people who don't deserve it.

One of our liberal politicians recently said 'off the record'...."Alberta can blow me!"

That would be Scott Reid of 'Beer and Popcorn' fame. :-)

Stephen Harper is riding the highroad, like GWB does.

/rant

Sorry, I'm all excited about the future of Canada.
I can see a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel!



Happy New Year Everyone!
11,983 posted on 12/29/2005 3:31:42 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Howya fan!!


11,984 posted on 12/29/2005 3:32:16 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Baraonda

He's on first....


11,985 posted on 12/29/2005 3:32:29 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hello!

How are you on this fine night?


11,986 posted on 12/29/2005 3:33:12 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

*still sharing fanfan's enthusiasm*


11,987 posted on 12/29/2005 3:34:25 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

who's on first?


11,988 posted on 12/29/2005 3:34:45 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: fanfan

Doing fine!!


11,989 posted on 12/29/2005 3:34:58 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Baraonda; Alice au Wonderland
Uh oh!

Dear Leader declares war on U.S. aggressor

Central Korean News Agency of DPRK | December.30.2005 | DPRK Press

Posted on 12/29/2005 3:01:18 PM PST by beercrintonno1

In a most stunning and magnificent display of power by the Dear Leader, Kim has declared war on a cowardly, unidentified American internet terrorist known only as "Orangutan"--an allusion to a racist slur commonly used against Asian people. In an address to the free and prosperous nation, Mr. Kim offered much thanks for the outpouring of sympathy and donations following the horrendous assault on December 28th. In his speech, Kim addressed his assailant directly, saying, "Oh, you gonna loo deh day you say dat." The Dear Leader went on to say, "As resut of dis, I hab no choice but to blake plessident and decrare wah on dis most vire, agglessive enemy--enemy of Democlatic Repubric an ees citizens, you know."

While the attack did cause emotional damage to the Dear Leader, his physical health is ever increasing. DPRK scientists have as recently as December 27th corrected their findings as to Mr. Kim's height and weight. The figure of six feet and four inches has been revised to six feet and five inches. The erroneous figure of two-hundred and twenty pounds was proven to be one-hundred and ninety under close scientific examination. May we all thank the Dear Leader for his guidance and example, while remaining vigilant against the U.S.-led machines of aggression.
11,990 posted on 12/29/2005 3:36:50 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Baraonda

Hu


11,991 posted on 12/29/2005 3:37:12 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: NicknamedBob
"The President offered his condolences to the Republic and its citizens, wishing them fortunate winds and much fish in the future."

No, not our President. It's a quotation from Hu. The previous line gives the context, although the wording is a bit tricky.
11,992 posted on 12/29/2005 3:38:33 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider
beercrintonno1

ROFLMBO!

You owe me a keyboard!

11,993 posted on 12/29/2005 3:38:46 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

That's what I'd like to know. Who's on first?


11,994 posted on 12/29/2005 3:40:06 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: fanfan

He's humorous.

Love it!


11,995 posted on 12/29/2005 3:41:06 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Das Outsider
The figure of six feet and four inches has been revised to six feet and five inches.

LOLOLOLahhhh!

Stop!

11,996 posted on 12/29/2005 3:41:29 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Baraonda

So you don't really care about 'Whats' on second?


11,997 posted on 12/29/2005 3:42:30 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

OK.

Fight to the finish........

12,000?


11,998 posted on 12/29/2005 3:43:19 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Das Outsider
Irish_Thatcherite is a Brit

RTE News/Irish Times/An Poblaocht Axis| December.30.2005 | Irish Leftwing Press

Posted on 12/29/2005 3:01:18 PM PST by Sinn Fein/IRA Troll
11,999 posted on 12/29/2005 3:43:42 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Howdie


12,000 posted on 12/29/2005 3:43:53 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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