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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: King Prout
We used him for training purposes, but Mcxlplx was unable to complete the kill. We let a trap take care of the rodent, in the end.
11,441
posted on
12/27/2005 2:23:29 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Agnes used to eat the heads off her prey, and then throw up.
11,442
posted on
12/27/2005 2:24:10 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
To: Tax-chick
The cats from my childhood often ate the heads of their kills and left the "tasty bits" for us on the doorstep as a gift.
11,443
posted on
12/27/2005 2:25:58 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Disemboweled rodents have a certain romantic appeal, I suppose. Better than live cockroaches, at least!
11,444
posted on
12/27/2005 2:26:50 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
To: EsmeraldaA
How much longer are they staying?
11,445
posted on
12/27/2005 2:35:12 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Delta 21
11,446
posted on
12/27/2005 2:38:01 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Delta 21
PS: I hope your Christmas was safe and happy!
11,447
posted on
12/27/2005 2:38:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Delta 21
11,448
posted on
12/27/2005 2:39:49 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Tax-chick
Yes, they are better, but not by much.
11,449
posted on
12/27/2005 2:40:44 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Monkey Face
Face!
Where are we?
I can't see a thing!
Is there a light switch over there?
11,450
posted on
12/27/2005 2:41:41 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
For another week or ten days maybe.
To: concretebob; sionnsar
I wish I could find another of those toasters!
I like them MUCH better than the "pop-ups"
11,452
posted on
12/27/2005 2:46:43 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: EsmeraldaA
What kind of dogs are they?
11,453
posted on
12/27/2005 2:47:37 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
I dunno, Fan!
I think my compass is broke!
11,454
posted on
12/27/2005 2:54:34 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: fanfan
One is always here, my black Lab Boris.
The guest is a French Bulldog named Frida.
To: Monkey Face
Some of my best memories are waiting for the Nolde's breadman to show up, begging my grandmother to get one box of donuts, and then toasting them in that old Westinghouse two sided toaster.
With bread, you had to toast one side, then turn the bread over, and toast the other side.
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posted on
12/27/2005 2:55:49 PM PST
by
concretebob
(We should give anarchists what they want. Then we can kill them and not worry about jailtime.)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
OK.
Which station are we in?
Maybe we are in the HK time zone, cause it's dark.
Bob?
Why is it dark here? Does the lighting work automatically?
What happens if I need to go to the bathroom at night?
And what is that soft mushy thing against the wall?
11,457
posted on
12/27/2005 2:58:25 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: concretebob
Yep...that's the very toaster I had...and loved!
11,458
posted on
12/27/2005 2:59:10 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: EsmeraldaA
a French Bulldog named Frida.LOL!
I can't imagine! Poor you.
11,459
posted on
12/27/2005 2:59:27 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob
:runrunrunrunrun SLIDE!
Clang. Rip.
Rowl!:
Sorry Bunitty.
Dang it! Those were my favorite jeans.
11,460
posted on
12/27/2005 3:00:49 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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