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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: fanfan
?? I thought Boxing Day was the 26th...
10,221
posted on
12/24/2005 11:22:32 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: fanfan
WHOA! I like reunions! Especially this time of year.
10,222
posted on
12/24/2005 11:22:43 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
I'm up to 5'9" Sunk down to my level, eh?
10,223
posted on
12/24/2005 11:23:35 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
A whole half hour, huh? I hope you didn't wear yourself out, or go to too much expense!
10,224
posted on
12/24/2005 11:24:29 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: sionnsar
That was an AWESOME site. It really affected me.
10,225
posted on
12/24/2005 11:25:44 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: sionnsar
10,226
posted on
12/24/2005 11:26:21 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
OHNO!
I've killed the thread!
10,227
posted on
12/24/2005 11:27:08 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
Thanks for the tip!
Now I feel like such a N00b.
:0))
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face
Cowboy Boots!
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping
one
of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her
pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't
want to go on.
Finally, when the 2nd boot was on, she had worked up a
sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher,
they're on
the wrong feet."
She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any
easier
pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She
managed
to keep her cool as together they worked to get the
boots back
on, this time on the right feet.
He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit
her tongue
rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why
didn't you say
so?" like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled
to help
him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No
sooner they got
the boots off and he said, "They're my brother's
boots. My Mom made me wear them."
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But,
she
mustered up the grace and courage she had left to
wrestle the
boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are
your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."
Her trial starts next month.
10,229
posted on
12/24/2005 11:28:18 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
lol.
I love carolers!
;-)
To: fanfan
Cool.
Now all I have to do is move to a Commonwealth nation.
;)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham; jimrob
No need to feel that way. The HTML thread has been a life-saver for me, too, so thank FR/JimRob. Merry Christmas!
10,232
posted on
12/24/2005 11:30:40 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: sionnsar; Do not dub me shapka broham; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear
LOL.
It does.
See what you've done Shapka!
10,233
posted on
12/24/2005 11:30:53 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Well, it's not really Christmas today, is it?
If ya wanna be technical about it.
I'm just covering all my bases.
:-)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Do not dub me shapka broham
Since Nov 4, 2004You're no NOOB!
;-P
10,235
posted on
12/24/2005 11:32:49 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
10,236
posted on
12/24/2005 11:33:13 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Merry Christmas to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
To: fanfan
ARGH!!!!
10,237
posted on
12/24/2005 11:33:17 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
Merry Christmas to you!
:)
I've perused the HTML Boot Camp thread a few times myself.
To: fanfan
10,239
posted on
12/24/2005 11:33:37 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Merry Christmas to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
To: fanfan; Monkey Face
This is my second account.
LOL.
:P
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