What?! :D
Secondly, I am shocked...SHOCKED...that you would drag Satan's own sludge...tofu!...into this most sacrosanct thread dedicated to the what may well be the best meal of the year! For shame! FOR SHAME! (((*insert Beetlejuice-grade screech here*)))
For the record, I will have it known here and now that I am having a full seven course meal for Thanksgiving!
...that rights...a pizza and a six-pack. *urp*