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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face; fanfan
"BTW my whole computer is a bit sluggish!"

I don't think this will help.

Slimy


With words that start with S and L,
Our mind associates a shell.
The slug could use one, this we know.
He seems content without it though.

Slimy seems a useless trait,
Unless you’ve got a one-foot gait.
That’s how they always spend their day,
Slugs and snails slip-slide away.

A gastropod army, it would seem,
That is an enemy soldier’s dream,
And tales of armies told to you,
That travels on its stomach true

Silently, they would creep up,.
No slackers, please, let’s all keep up.
Then quietly begin the fray,
They’d all be worth their salt that day.

Their victory would be some trick,
The leader would be thought as slick.
The truth of armies sadly reads,
That they’ve all done more slimy deeds.

Slurping up their liquid meals,
We have to wonder how it feels,
With eyes on stalks that wave around,
We’d end up dizzy on the ground.

No wonder then that beer can do,
The same to them that it does to you.
And sleepily, they slip away,
To slumber on a sunny day.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . .February 29, 2004

9,586 posted on 11/29/2005 6:32:29 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

It's a bit faster....


9,587 posted on 11/29/2005 6:35:25 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob
You are one sick (in the current common slang this is a good thing) individual. Did you actually just use the word "gastropod" in a poem????

That is truly awe inspiring.

9,595 posted on 11/30/2005 6:53:16 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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