[MNJohnnie]

hope everyone's honest about them. Zotco's moved beyond actual manual labor.

Measuring girls for body suits is NOT labor.

[Das Outsider]

Measuring girls for body suits is NOT labor.

Let me lay out Zotco's policy on productivity:

1. Movement is labor.

2. If it's hard, don't do it.

3. Chocolate sauce can double as salad dressing.

4. Hammocks are referred to as "thinking chairs."

5. "Standing around" is not in our vocabulary.