[Das Outsider]

Ok, it looks like the Dear Leader is available after all of his top secret meetings regarding the sham negotiations with China, South Korea, and the U.S. Kim, would you like to take over?



Hey, Maykans! You wuddied bout how much Kim eat, Meesa Canada Maypuh Reef Main? Kim got firray minyon EBLY night, ok? You no wuddy bout dat.

So you buy Kim's new arbum yet? No? Maybe Kim get you addless fo Pyongyang outret, huh? You RUV it! Ees even got tlacks bout Beer Crinton.

[sionnsar]

Dear Leader,

Why is it Koreans use steel chopsticks with rectangular-cross-section handles? They are really difficurt to handre!