[Alice au Wonderland]

If you're chafing, darling, you need a lubricant, not cornstarch. *stretching voluptuously*

[NicknamedBob]

"If you're chafing, darling, you need a lubricant, not cornstarch."

Ah, yes, I understand lubricants. The word lubricant, lubricated, or lubrication appeared twelve times in my book.

Chaff, chafe, and cornstarch did not appear at all.

*stretching voluptuously*

Anyone know where I can get one of those Hollywood stunt pieces of wood the cowboys wear so they can take an arrow in the back without getting hurt?