Yes, I really am! She wants to go outside, but I don't want her loose, so I'm training her to a harness so I can take her out with a leash. My neighbor gave me a small one that one of his pugs out-grew, so I adjusted it and it fits perfect.
She tolerates it (tanslation: she doesn't turn into a whirling Dervish) but she is also humiliated, and the first time I put it on her, she went straight to the corner, sat with her nose to it and didn't move.