"...We're talking about Harry Harrison, and the books, "West of Eden", "Winter in Eden", and "Return to Eden".
I have them right here, in hardback. They weigh about fourteen pounds."
Dang...My mother told me never to lift anything heavy when I've been drinking. How am I ever going to manage those books...? Especially when I lie in bed to read...?
"West of Eden", 483 pp
"Winter in Eden", 399 pp
and "Return to Eden". 349 pp
That's fourteen pounds total weight, 'Face.