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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"... in a 100,000 years or so, it will be back just Eve - seems a crazy theory."

Curiously, I have a little background on this, but you haven't read my book yet.

Essentially, a world filled with women should be more peaceful, but I feel confident in predicting it would not be without aggression.

The fire that is humanity is composed of three ingredients:

Women are the fuel.
Men are the oxygen.
Sex is the spark.

9,581 posted on 11/29/2005 5:48:14 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Women are the fuel.
Men are the oxygen.
Sex is the spark.

Babies are the fire extinguisher!

9,582 posted on 11/29/2005 5:51:34 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Awwww.. gone quiet again.


9,583 posted on 11/29/2005 6:12:33 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I think they all went here.

I'm checking my word processor. For some reason, it's been running a little slow.

9,584 posted on 11/29/2005 6:16:55 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Ok, thanks!

BTW my whole computer is a bit sluggish!


9,585 posted on 11/29/2005 6:19:24 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face; fanfan
"BTW my whole computer is a bit sluggish!"

I don't think this will help.

Slimy


With words that start with S and L,
Our mind associates a shell.
The slug could use one, this we know.
He seems content without it though.

Slimy seems a useless trait,
Unless you’ve got a one-foot gait.
That’s how they always spend their day,
Slugs and snails slip-slide away.

A gastropod army, it would seem,
That is an enemy soldier’s dream,
And tales of armies told to you,
That travels on its stomach true

Silently, they would creep up,.
No slackers, please, let’s all keep up.
Then quietly begin the fray,
They’d all be worth their salt that day.

Their victory would be some trick,
The leader would be thought as slick.
The truth of armies sadly reads,
That they’ve all done more slimy deeds.

Slurping up their liquid meals,
We have to wonder how it feels,
With eyes on stalks that wave around,
We’d end up dizzy on the ground.

No wonder then that beer can do,
The same to them that it does to you.
And sleepily, they slip away,
To slumber on a sunny day.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . .February 29, 2004

9,586 posted on 11/29/2005 6:32:29 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

It's a bit faster....


9,587 posted on 11/29/2005 6:35:25 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: FRiends

Goodnight all!!


9,588 posted on 11/29/2005 7:08:40 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I believe I can hear the very soft sussurance of the springs in my bed...


9,589 posted on 11/29/2005 7:10:07 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......


9,590 posted on 11/29/2005 7:12:30 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob; King Prout

I was working.


9,591 posted on 11/29/2005 8:10:32 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76

Last post.


9,592 posted on 11/29/2005 10:06:09 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76
Last post.

Hahahahaha! Sure it is.

9,593 posted on 11/30/2005 6:35:12 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: NicknamedBob

"...The important question is not where did we come from, but where are we going?..."

Actually, there are three questions: Where did we come from? Why are we here? And where are we going?


9,594 posted on 11/30/2005 6:42:10 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob
You are one sick (in the current common slang this is a good thing) individual. Did you actually just use the word "gastropod" in a poem????

That is truly awe inspiring.

9,595 posted on 11/30/2005 6:53:16 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Women are the fuel.
Men are the oxygen.
Sex is the spark.
Babies are the fire extinguisher!

Yeah... but nap time is the still glowing ember that can be fanned back into flame with a little care and a soft touch.

9,596 posted on 11/30/2005 6:54:55 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: NicknamedBob
I stay away from the CREVO threads as well. Not because I think the debate is unworthy, but that the majority of the principals involved in such debates here are invariably the same kind of people I would use for defenestration demonstrations.

Such things are frowned upon by the Management here.

9,597 posted on 11/30/2005 6:59:35 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Monkey Face

"Who are you? Where are we going? And why am I in this basket?"


9,598 posted on 11/30/2005 7:00:07 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Last Post?


9,599 posted on 11/30/2005 7:00:24 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

9600?


9,600 posted on 11/30/2005 7:00:33 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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