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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Good God! First you suck on squirrels; now you suck on ostriches! Are no species sacred?
8,961
posted on
11/25/2005 6:27:21 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
8,962
posted on
11/25/2005 6:27:36 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I don't suck on them - I have a milking machine for that!!
8,963
posted on
11/25/2005 6:28:50 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: tuliptree76
8,964
posted on
11/25/2005 6:29:32 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Alice au Wonderland
At your own risk then. Should you make it back alive please let me know if the bunitty is a boy or girl.
8,965
posted on
11/25/2005 6:30:00 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
If I come back with a bucket of milk - the bunitty is a girl.
8,966
posted on
11/25/2005 6:31:51 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
The milking machine is an expense, probably a depreciating one (check with tuliptree). That's good. If you had to rely solely upon sucking (with your mouth) the squirrels and ostriches, you'd end up paying more in taxes....I think....unless what you're doing is black market dairying...in which case, I should inform you that this conversation is being taped by interpol....
8,967
posted on
11/25/2005 6:33:00 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Harmless Teddy Bear
I am reminded of the Star Trek movie in which Iman says to Capt. Kirk, "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place."
8,968
posted on
11/25/2005 6:34:56 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Alice au Wonderland
Why am I getting, "Meet the Parents" flashbacks?
8,969
posted on
11/25/2005 6:36:25 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76
The milking machine is an expense, probably a depreciating one (check with tuliptree). That's good. If you had to rely solely upon sucking (with your mouth) the squirrels and ostriches, you'd end up paying more in taxes....I think....unless what you're doing is black market dairying...in which case, I should inform you that this conversation is being taped by interpol.... I think squirrels are tax deductable....
8,970
posted on
11/25/2005 6:37:13 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
8,971
posted on
11/25/2005 6:37:23 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: Alice au Wonderland; Harmless Teddy Bear
I am reminded of the Star Trek movie in which Iman says to Capt. Kirk, "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place." I remember that - where does the bunitty keep his/hers?
8,972
posted on
11/25/2005 6:38:57 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
We'll let you figure it out!
8,973
posted on
11/25/2005 6:39:42 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
8,974
posted on
11/25/2005 6:40:05 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Harmless Teddy Bear
Good God! First you suck on squirrels; now you suck on ostriches! Are no species sacred?Hide the kitties!
Are humans safe?
8,975
posted on
11/25/2005 6:40:27 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: tuliptree76
That's good to hear - enjoy the turkey?
8,976
posted on
11/25/2005 6:41:04 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I'll get the tongs out...
8,977
posted on
11/25/2005 6:42:07 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: tuliptree76
Are humans safe? I am putting on kevlar just to be on the safe side.
8,978
posted on
11/25/2005 6:42:18 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Alice au Wonderland
I think squirrels are tax deductable.... Is this a business or hobby?
8,979
posted on
11/25/2005 6:42:34 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: tuliptree76
Are humans safe? I wouldn't put money on it.
8,980
posted on
11/25/2005 6:42:51 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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