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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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To: NicknamedBob

If you're chafing, darling, you need a lubricant, not cornstarch. *stretching voluptuously*


4,561 posted on 11/13/2005 6:20:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Thank goodness I expended my prurient energy on NnB, or I'd be waggling my eyebrows at you and asking for details! ;)


4,562 posted on 11/13/2005 6:21:11 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Well, yes. Thank goodness. I have to catch up with all things that went interrupted.....


4,564 posted on 11/13/2005 6:25:07 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Stingy Dog

Thanks for the explanation.


4,565 posted on 11/13/2005 6:27:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Sorry if I shocked you. *earnestly repentant gaze*


4,566 posted on 11/13/2005 6:27:42 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: NicknamedBob; EsmeraldaA; Stingy Dog; sionnsar; All
It looks like my prurient thoughts may bear fruit...the hubby awaits.

'Nite, all. I'll see 'ya tomorrow!

4,567 posted on 11/13/2005 6:29:14 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"If you're chafing, darling, you need a lubricant, not cornstarch."

Ah, yes, I understand lubricants. The word lubricant, lubricated, or lubrication appeared twelve times in my book.

Chaff, chafe, and cornstarch did not appear at all.

*stretching voluptuously*

Anyone know where I can get one of those Hollywood stunt pieces of wood the cowboys wear so they can take an arrow in the back without getting hurt?

4,568 posted on 11/13/2005 6:30:24 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
You didn't. LOL!

Have a good night and rest well Alice.
4,569 posted on 11/13/2005 6:30:41 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yes.
I am very respectful, and suspicious, of a woman who is holding a staplegun..


4,570 posted on 11/13/2005 6:33:57 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

voicec 4: I dunno, but it tastes like chicken.


4,571 posted on 11/13/2005 6:34:15 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

If I could choreograph it.. I would..
It isn't quite as bad as it sounds..

Windows insists that my CD-Rom drives do not exist..
Thanks to Quicktime 7..


4,572 posted on 11/13/2005 6:35:01 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
LOL!
Just as a choreographer.
Tell me, are you shy or just don't have rhythm?

Still battling the Quicktime thing?
Sorry. hehe hehe
4,573 posted on 11/13/2005 6:43:25 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Like I said, I'm a klutz.
If I try to dance, it is soon apparent that I have two left feet and maybe six legs.


4,574 posted on 11/13/2005 6:49:19 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
I gladly pay to see such a thing.

Idea!!

Perhaps I should talk to Darkchylde about that.....

LOL!
4,575 posted on 11/13/2005 6:52:26 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare
"If I try to dance, it is soon apparent that I have two left feet and maybe six legs."

Darks, you've been spending too much time in the spider-robot control booth. We appreciate the effort, but you don't want to get too immersed.

Take a break, pal. We'll cover for you.

4,576 posted on 11/13/2005 6:53:55 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob; EsmeraldaA; Darksheare; Monkey Face

I'm back... for a little bit.


4,577 posted on 11/13/2005 6:59:10 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Nice!


4,578 posted on 11/13/2005 7:00:10 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob

Okers..
I'm heading over to the TeleGIB labs.
I'm gonna test out what happens when the free in the mail AOL CD gets tossed through the TeleGIB.


4,579 posted on 11/13/2005 7:15:11 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

I guess my only defense is to ping her first..


4,580 posted on 11/13/2005 7:16:05 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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