Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
Thanks, HTB. Now that I don't have my halo anymore, I've gotten used to having nothing on my head. I hope I get used to the crown... or it's just a temporary thing. LOL!
You knew the joke! Yeah! *clapping hands like idiot*
*snort*
I had to clean my screen on that...I'll see what I can find in the way of taglines...
Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay
Now my database has gone away
Oh I believe in yesterday
Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be
And there's a deadline
hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say
Now my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
Thought all my data was here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.
In all seriousness yesterday I found out that one of our main drives was not being backed up the hard way. If you heard a scream that made small children run to find their mothers... that was me.
Thanks!
My birthstone is amethyst. And I prefer gold.
Do you mind if I send that to my husband, the computer god, at his place of work? He and his crew will love it!
"care are round!"
CAKE are round!
I thought ALL limericks were naughty by nature...?
That's why I love them...
Here is one if you want to engage in computer religious wars.
Unix is a very user-friendly system. It's just picky about who it's friendly with
Jesus and the Devil get into an argument one day about who could use the computer better. Finally, God got tired of them bickering, and offered to be the judge in a contest to see who really was better.
The day of the contest came, and both Jesus and the Devil worked all day long, making spreadsheets, typing documents and scanning images.
Just a few minutes before the contest ended, the power went out. The devil started cursing and screaming, but Jesus simply turned his PC back on, and printed his work for God to judge.
The devil started screaming that Jesus had cheated, and it wasn't fair, but all God said was...
Jesus saves!
Of course, Alice...I'm not just another pretty face!
LOL!
Before I sign off, I have a request for all of you men out there:
Would you be willing to share your remembrances of going through puberty with me? FReepmail would preserve your dignity, I think.
It seems that I'm woefully unprepared for some aspects of male puberty and I could use some real advice here.
Ugh! Boys! *gallic hand gesture (that's part of ancient languages, too, Bob!)*
Bonne Nuit!
Sure. I am using it without permission so they can too@;)
These are positively filthy. *nervously looking over shoulder for mods*
Good night, Alice.
So perhaps a tagline is in order. Something simple like
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
As my grandpa used to say... Bonus Notches!
LOL! I don't wear rings.
Yeah, you get them on your gun when you get two or more terrorists with one burst.
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