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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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To: Monkey Face
The classics.
I have to be in the mood for horror but when the snow is blowing and the wind howling it is just a good time for being scared silly.
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posted on
11/05/2005 9:45:22 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: Monkey Face; King Prout; sionnsar; tuliptree76; Delta 21
To: Irish_Thatcherite
He likes camels, I thought he liked sheep?!?!?!!? Depends on how is back feels.
1,083
posted on
11/05/2005 9:45:40 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Burgers. What do you call a cow with no legs?
1,084
posted on
11/05/2005 9:46:26 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face
'Face, I use a bad word at the end of the joke, so read with caution, if you choose to read it at all.
Okay, here goes:
Two leprechauns are having a disagreement and they decide to go to the local convent to see if the nuns there can settle it for them. They knock on the door and a nun answers it.
"Pardon me, Sister, but me friend and I are havin' a friendly argument and we were wonderin' if you could settle it fer us."
"I'll try," says the nun.
"Well, Sister, we were wonderin' if there are any lady leprechaun nuns hereabouts," says one of the leprechauns.
"No, there aren't any 'round here," replies the nun.
"Well, how about in the county?" asks the other leprechaun.
"No, there aren't any in the county either," answers the nun.
"Sister, are there any lady leprechaun nuns in all of Ireland?!" asks the first leprechaun.
"No, gentlemen, there's no such thing as lady leprechaun nuns. Not anywhere," the nun replies and shuts the door.
The first leprechaun turns to the second and says, "See, Paddy! I told you, you f$$$in' a penguin!"
1,085
posted on
11/05/2005 9:47:38 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Monkey Face
Thirteen Steps spring to mind, another one I like is North By Northwest.
I also like the Die Hard films - well scripted and well made!!
1,086
posted on
11/05/2005 9:48:15 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: MNJohnnie
1,087
posted on
11/05/2005 9:48:57 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Lady Jag
It's our families home-spun motto in Latin: Sheep, beware!
1,088
posted on
11/05/2005 9:49:05 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
He could be gay! Gay and happy all day long with his sexy camels!!
1,089
posted on
11/05/2005 9:49:59 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Lady Jag
1,090
posted on
11/05/2005 9:50:13 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Lady Jag
Well, he likes humps! (sorry.)
1,091
posted on
11/05/2005 9:51:09 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
1,092
posted on
11/05/2005 9:51:56 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Lady Jag
What do you call a cow with no legs? Incapacited? Easy to manage?
1,093
posted on
11/05/2005 9:52:04 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
OH! I thought it said "Eggs beware!" LOL!
1,094
posted on
11/05/2005 9:52:17 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: Alice au Wonderland
1,095
posted on
11/05/2005 9:52:42 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Lady Jag
1,096
posted on
11/05/2005 9:53:20 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
1,097
posted on
11/05/2005 9:53:42 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Lady Jag; fanfan; Dead Corpse
Printed on the side of an egg:
Do not drop.
1,098
posted on
11/05/2005 9:54:38 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I meant to indicate that it was I, who was having prurient thoughts. But you started it with your humps comment. So there. :0P
1,099
posted on
11/05/2005 9:54:51 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
The evil zeros approach....
1,100
posted on
11/05/2005 9:55:22 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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