I highly recommend Duct Tape. It's thin, like summer clothing, while wind and water resistant.
You have a pithy way of describing clothing. Have you ever worked for the J. Peterman catalog?
No, but I did once purchase an Urban Sombrero.
I treasure it still. Rugged manly look, supple Brown Angus suede, tethered with a natural hemp cord complete with rosewood stop gaps. Imported from Rhodesia. I tell you that hat is pure testosterone.