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To: TheSpottedOwl
Hmmmm.....When I was 2 I got ahold of a Vaseline jar. Spread it on the wall, the crib, rubbed it in my hair and my brothers hair and somehow also got the family pet. All from my crib. My Mother loves to share that one. Oh, and once, I ate a cigarrette butt.

My brother and I took my moms yarn and proceeded to make a giant spider web in our room. It criss crossed the entire room from floor to ceiling. I think my mom had to cut her way into the room to get to us--and she was not happy.

We made a swimming pool out of our play table in the bedroom. It had a 1 inch lip on it. Pretty tame stunt.

My youngest brother was found by my father sitting in the middle of a mountain of unstrung music cassettes. Of course, I don't remember but I suppose he had some help.

My brother Jeff hid my glasses under the stair well closet. I was blind as a bat and Mom was definitely NOT happy. I have been wearing glasses since I was 2. I was pretty little when that happened.

Lets see...oh yah. We tried to dig a hole to china. Till Mom caught us. Then my genius of a brother found a board covered the hole, then covered the board with dirt. We continued to dig. We got the hole deep enough that 2 of us could get in the hole and pull the board over our heads.

We used to take a toboggan and ride it down our stairs. Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.....BOOOOOMMMM!!! as we crashed into our front door. Our apartment neighbors loved us. LOL

My sister choked on a plastic cherry from the "Hi Ho Cherrio" game. My mom hung her upside down by her feet until she spit the cherry out. We had been storing our cherries in our mouths while we played the game.

I now have 2 little boys ages 4 and 6. So far the biggest thing my kids have done is put play dough on the tv remote and I couldn't get it off.
48 posted on 10/22/2005 10:12:26 AM PDT by hindsfeetnhighplaces
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To: hindsfeetnhighplaces

Lol! When did your mom's hair start going gray???


49 posted on 10/22/2005 1:13:01 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl ("President Bush, start building that wall"!)
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