I know you mean that sarcastically. Did you ever read 'Waiting for Godot'?
http://samuel-beckett.net/Waiting_for_Godot_Part1.html
Or see the play? The most boring thing I could imagine until you think about it...Hmmmm.
Or existentialism? What exactly is a 90 degree corner? Math majors, like myself, ponder silly things like that all the time. Of course you know that 1 + 1 does not equal 2 because of limit theorems. I got hooked the day we defined infinity.
BTW, I like your emoticon humor.:)
Gibb's Law: Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.