[Cardhu]

I am looking for some winsome wenches to man the shrouds on this ship of dreams.

The good Gran will attest to honor and sobriety of the Captain and the excellence of the vino, vittles and venery on this well found vessel.

Now who will take the Middle watch with Sundog?

Welcome to my pirate ship. Disregard the false flag.

[EsmeraldaA]

I am not tavern wench. I am a lady.
However, if you address me properly I may even consider your scandalous proposition.

[Sundog]

Aaargh, me mates...