[sweetliberty]

A Catholic Priest was about to leave His Mission in the jungles where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree.

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The Priest pleased with the response.

They walk a little farther and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The Priest really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."

[Cardhu]

If my luck holds I will be going down to Vigo to be on a friend´s yacht to see the beginning of the first leg of the "Volvo World Race," which was formerly known as the Whitbred Race.

The race starts on Saturday and if I can make it, I will bring back some pics of my day in Vigo.

I am rooting for the Pirates of the Caribbean because I like their logo.

The 1st leg is from Vigo in Galicia to Cape Town, South Africa

Race Track

	Event	Date	Distance
SANXENXO	In Port Race	05-Nov-05
VIGO	Leg 1 START	12-Nov-05	Distance 6,400 nm
CAPE TOWN	Leg 1 FINISH	02-Dec-05
	In Port Race	26-Dec-05
	Leg 2 START	02-Jan-06	Distance 6,100 nm
MELBOURNE	Leg 2 FINISH	16-Jan-06
	In Port Race	04-Feb-06
	Leg 3 START	12-Feb-06	Distance 1,450 nm
WELLINGTON (Pitstop)	Leg 3 FINISH	16-Feb-06
	Leg 4 START	19-Feb-06	Distance 6,700 nm
RIO DE JANEIRO	Leg 4 FINISH	07-Mar-06
	In Port Race	25-Mar-06
	Leg 5 START	02-Apr-06	Distance 5,000 nm
BALTIMORE/ANNAPOLIS	Leg 5 FINISH	17-Apr-06
	In Port Race	29-Apr-06
	Leg 6 START	07-May-06	Distance 400 nm
NEW YORK (Pitstop)	Leg 6 FINISH	08-May-06
	Leg 7 START	11-May-06	Distance 3,200 nm
PORTSMOUTH	Leg 7 FINISH	19-May-06
	In Port Race	29-May-06
	Leg 8 START	02-Jun-06	Distance 1,500 nm
ROTTERDAM	Leg 8 FINISH	07-Jun-06
	In Port Race	11-Jun-06
	Leg 9 START	15-Jun-06	Distance 500 nm
GOTHENBURG	Leg 9 FINISH	17-Jun-06