My patience tends to vary.
And.. alternately, I can be a most obstinate person, or insanely cuddly.
Some people, when dealing with me, swear I'm either a set of twins secretly, or there's two people living in my head.
If I had a twin, I'd eat his heart.
If there's someone else living in my head, when I find him, he's toast.
There's only room on this hunk of rock for one of me...
;-)