LOL!
My best friend said something of me once.
She called me a 'twisted innocent'.
But she was amazed that I was oblivious to one of her friends 'flirting', and said, "NOBODY can be THAT blind or naive!"
Well.. I shattered that knowledge for her.
And THEN somebody bothered her and I told them the ways in which their life would get fascinating if they kept bothering my friend.
Somewhere between me saying that the thug girl would not like my reaction, and explaining what a fabric 'bucket' chair is used for, my rep as a nice guy was destroyed and I was labeled as twisted.
I can never win.
I should work more on trying to be known as a nice harmless short skinny pale guy..
;-)
I like that.. twisted innocent...