[billbears]

Perfect rendition of Fox 'Breaking News Alerts'. They could have spent a little more time on that even.

[Calvin Locke]

Yeah, they should have picked an actor to fail at rescuing
an exotic pet while blowing away strandees with a shotgun.

Or maybe an "hispanic reporter with a gray stain on his lapel".

[Calvin Locke]

Er, gray=>gravy.

[JURB]

Perfect rendition of Fox 'Breaking News Alerts'. They could have spent a little more time on that even.

Yes. Even more I was hoping for a Shepard Smith or Anderson Cooper parody.

But still: Crab people, crab people - tastle like crab, talk like people. Crab people.