[Cvengr]

Try a Teacup Chihuahua in your shirt pocket, give it to her as a present and take them both to SeaWorld. After the polarbear eats it, be manly and console her for several hours. (Just an idea...)

[Fierce Allegiance]

Oh, damn, I'm hurting from laughing at that.

[MotleyGirl70]

Lol! Don't be surprised if some of the guys reading your post might try that.