When I receive things like this from my demoncRAT childhood friend who lives in OH:
Mind-Numbing Stupid Quotes by Tom DeLay
(1) "So many minority youths had volunteered, that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself." --Tom DeLay, explaining at the 1988 GOP convention why he and Vice Presidential nominee Dan Quayle did not fight in the Vietnam War.
(2) "Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?" -- Tom Delay, to three young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 9, 2005
(3) "I AM the federal government." -- Tom DeLay, to the owner of Ruth's Chris Steak House, after being told to put out his cigar because of federal government regulations banning smoking in the building, May 14, 2003
(4) "We're no longer a superpower. We're a super-duper power." -- Tom DeLay, explaining why America must topple Saddam Hussein in 2002 interview with Fox News
(5) "Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes." -- Tom DeLay, March 12, 2003
(6) "Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills." -- Tom DeLay, on causes of the Columbine High School massacre, 1999
(7) "A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man (to provide structure. To provide stability. Not that a woman can't provide stability, I'm not saying that... It does take a father, though." -- Tom DeLay, in a radio interview, Feb. 10, 2004
(8) "I don't believe there is a separation of church and state. I think the Constitution is very clear. The only separation is that there will not be a government church." -- Tom DeLay
(9) "Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour [the minimum wage in 1996] are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist." -- Tom DeLay, during a debate in Congress on increasing the minimum wage, April 23, 1996
(10) "I am not a federal employee. I am a constitutional officer. My job is the Constitution of the United States, I am not a government employee. I am in the Constitution." -- Tom DeLay, in a CNN interview, Dec. 19, 1995
Miers supporters and Miers detractors.
Ya' know what makes me mad? Nobody, but nobody, puts katsup on hotdogs!
Obsessive Star Trek Fans.
What makes me mad are family members who when you make ONE LITTLE MISTAKE just can't stop obsessing over it and trying to destroy you. OVER ONE LITTLE MISTAKE! Sheeeeeesh already.
I am preparing to shoot my pc, which has just enjoyed a nice lunch called my preliminary research proposal.
This is the source of most complaints.
http://www.thatsthepowerof4.com/index.cfm
awesome thread!
So..if you freepmailed me with the subject line "fire?" please send it again!
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Weekly World News | 10/06/2005 | MARSH LARIMORE
Posted on 10/07/2005 9:12:18 PM PDT by indcons
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