“HELPER HINTS” SUBMITTED BY WIVES

BASEELIA ^ | Brother Miller

[scott7278]

And because I am a woman I can change my mind!

LOL!

[Paul_Denton]

And I see that folks think it's funny. ~~sigh~~ I'm never dating again, much less getting married. I was born on the wrong effin' planet.

I never thought it was funny. I am sorry for how you feel.

[apackof2]

I am sorry for how you feel.

Compassion is a highly desired trait

[irishtenor]

Ya forgot BEER.

[Paul_Denton]

Thanks :)

[pa mom]

Some of us are more discriminating, like "What Not To Wear"

I love that show!

[MadIvan]

My list -

1. I was not put on this earth to make everything perfect forever for you. Don't expect me to do so.
2. Say what you mean, rather than continually set me up for guessing games which I fail at and then you cry.
3. I won't admit to being in pain or ill. Hit me over the head with a hammer and drag my carcass to bed where I belong.
4. If you are a kind, loving woman to me, I will treat you like a princess. If you act like you're a princess, I won't talk to you at all.
5. I will write poetry for you. But never on command.
6. I will cook for you. But don't demand it.
7. I will help clean the house. But don't expect me to do it solo unless you're ill.
8. I am going to deteriorate physically over time. This is called getting old. It doesn't make me feel better about if I catch you drooling over some actor with six pack abs. In return, I promise not to drool over any actress or celebrity.
9. I will go shopping with you, but you have to put up with me constantly updating the technology in the house.
10. I will continue to blast my Dark Sanctuary and Cure albums from time to time.

Regards, Ivan

[najida]

I love Stacy and Clinton!

[najida]

Thanks sweetie....

I try to view these threads as the human version of lions ripping a gazelles throat out when it shows vunerability.

Mebby the genders just need to live in different countries er sumthin' ;)

[Paul_Denton]

No problem :) I know what you mean.

[steve8714]

He's gone a lot, she doesn't know him as well as we do.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

My husband is not gay, is kind, loving, lets me know he cares, is supportive and is my best friend. We share a lot of activities. He is not an outlaw type, but a hard working family man.

Although I wouldn't have asked him to be like that, I think he comes mighty close to fulfilling this list.

In return, I consider him the most important person in my life, and I try to be his helper and comforter, encourage him to do what is most important in his heart, make sure his clothes are washed, dinner is available, and understand the importance of duck hunting, and why is is necessary to own expensive replica flintlock guns and that intimacy starts and grows through sexuality.

We respect each other. We encourage each other. It's not a take relationship, it is a give relationship, and we receive more in the giving than we would in the demanding.

That last bit may have something to do with why he seems to fit the list so well.

[ShadowDancer]

I need to know you call my name in your prayers

What the hell is that?

[brwnsuga]

My husband is simple he needs sex, food, beer and ESPN....

in that order.

If I provide all of those, all is right with the world and I get whatever I want from him anyway. I get everything and more from that dern "help list" as long as I keep up with my end of the bargain.

[apackof2]

I love Stacy and Clinton!

Ditto!

I want them to do a "fan appreciation" show with me holding a $5,000 Visa card in the Big Apple!

WOOOHOOOO

[Donna Lee Nardo]

LOL. This thread is hilarious!

[Donna Lee Nardo]

Old Yeller...now I'm crying...

[Donna Lee Nardo]

Your list is more than acceptable. No flames here.

[Donna Lee Nardo]

Excellent!

[Paul Ciniraj]

Thank you Ivan for your list