[dfwgator]

And sometimes, a guy is just a guy. And a girl is just a girl... and it's the dog who is farting.

The four stages of a relationship.

Stage 1: You do everything in your power to avoid farting around her.
Stage 2: You sometimes accidently fart around her, but then immediately apologize.
Stage 3: You are comfortable enough to fart around her. And she doesn't care.
Stage 4: You fart in bed, and then immediately pull the covers over her.

[Maximus of Texas]

What the??? That post was back in Octoboer!