Norm!
You mentioned Norm.
I love Norm. OK, even more than Ty Pennington and Andrew Dan-Jumbo. OK, not quite as much as Sparky Bartolomeo (nekkid).
In my next life, I'm marrying Norm Abrams. If Sparky doesn't want me first. Or maybe I could have both!
You take Andrew Dan Jumbo and I'll take Lesile!