1) Arrange a trip to Las Vegas.
2) Wear business attire (tie optional).
3) Go to the Island Lounge at Mandalay Bay shortly after midnight on a Friday or Saturday night.
Your problem will be solved in short order. Though the payment arrangements might be a bit problematic. ;)
We went to Vegas in 2004. I'm sure it could have been easy to find someone that would approach both of us but we played it safe.
We didn't take advantage of everything Vegas had (or it didn't take advantage of us). We went mostly for the shows. Branson MO is more to our style.