A loan?
Well, Paula, I think its important that I be truthful here. To answer your question, what I really want is meet Rose of Sharn in a secluded cabin, sit in front a nice fire and watch Benny Hill reruns all day. And, to get frisky, I would tap the top of her head like Benny did to that old man all the time.
During this time, her husband would be polishing the King Ranch F150 that I would drive off in.
That, Paula, is my greatest fantasy.