LOL!
That is hilarious.
You are hereby officially inducted as a permanent member of the Hans Christian Andersen Society...
I beg your pardon? You assume too much, sir. I have never tried to change anyone. I have been unfortunate to meet some men who think that they can change me. One said he wanted to "tame" me and that I needed a "keeper." I could not run fast enough. I am not some wild animal.
I would never attempt to change anyone else. Why would I want to do such a thing? If I was attracted to a man and in love with him, why would I want to change the very person and the things about him that attracted me in the first place?
How about we induct you into the Ebeneezer Scrooge Society?
For the life of me I can't figure out why you are trying to annoy me.