[Experiment 6-2-6]

ME: What do you typically do on your off-time?
She’s late for dinner. By two hours. Smile. (Note to self. Don't mention that you've been bored for the past two hours because she wasn't there)
Nothing much.

ME: Well...do you have friends/family that keep you busy?
She’s whining, now sending back her second undercooked entree. Smile, and laugh. Not as busy as you are keeping the cook and the waitstaff..
Not really

ME: Is there any place you dream of going or anything you've always wanted to do.... but couldn't until now?
She tells you about her evil ex-husband and how all he wanted was sex, for the entire three hours of the meal. Smile, even if you have to think about how lucky he is to not be here. I think about wonderful sex from a beautiful woman all the time.
I don't think about it much

Not, of course, indicating that YOU would have done anything like this...

[LaineyDee]

LOL!! No.....I'm sorry I didn't. I'm always on time or early....and in these cases...I wished I'd been caught in traffic indefinitely. I've never had to send a plate back to the kitchen.....AND....I don't whine. *chuckle* See? There IS something wrong with me! :)