[martin_fierro]

1. Take time to know yourself

I like beer.

2. Define and clearly articulate your goals

I believe I'll have a beer.

3. Be candid and direct

I really like beer.

4. Be positive

Beer is good.

5. Learn from each encounter

I like Samuel Adams better than Budweiser.

6. Navel-gaze

This beer is making me fat.

7. Have fun

I believe I'll have another beer.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Jake: [to Sister Mary Stigmata] 5 grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go, Elwood.
Sister Mary Stigmata: No, no, I will not take your filthy stolen money.
Jake: Well then... I guess you're really up S#it Creek.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with a ruler for using that kind of language]
Sister Mary Stigmata: I beg your pardon, what did you say?
Jake: I offered to help you... You refused to take our money. Then I said; I guess you're really up S#it Creek.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with the ruler again]
Elwood: Christ Jake. Take it easy man.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]
Jake: Oh s#it.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues]
Elwood: Jesus Christ.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]
Jake: S#it.