[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Also, all of us guys will be required to wear "candy-a$$ monkey suits" (i.e. red velvet tuxedos).

You'll have to put it on yourself...over my dead body...over my pajamaheeden uniform!

[Victoria Delsoul]

Oh man, I don't get this:

Also, truth be told, if we’re completely candid with ourselves, we’ve been spoiled and pampered, accustom to having someone take care of us, make sure that our socks matched, that we didn’t embarrass ourselves at that party. Sex was a given, no need to shower, shave, appear desirable, or even interested. And definitely no need to think about her feelings, wants, desires, or idiosyncrasies on a second by second basis.

So, why on earth getting divorced? He had it all.