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Top 7 Childhood Toys Ever (vanity)
PA Times | 9/28/05 | Dr. Pissant

Posted on 09/28/2005 5:58:42 PM PDT by pissant

For many of us, being a child was no picnic. Without the resources to take opulent family vacations, we instead spent our youthful summers painting fences, mowing the lawn, weeding gardens, washing the dogs, cleaning our rooms and picking berries to earn a pocketful of change.

When School started back up in September, the joy of seeing our friends again was quickly doused by the 2 hours of homework each night (Parochial School..ya know).

But the one thing we could rely on to put that spring back in our little feet was the trunk full of TOYS. Yes, those magical toys. Here at the Pissant Institute for Toy History and Youth (PITHY) we've compiled the definitive list of the coolest toys with which we pleasantly whiled away our precious free time. Sorry girls, none of your toys made the list (though a little Pissant did cut the hair off of his sister's Barbie).

Top 7 Childhood Toys

7. Major Matt Mason

The astronaut doll. With space helmut and rocket capsule! Inspired by NASA (or was it David Bowie?)

6. Stretch Armstrong

A goo filled, stretchable man. Good exercise, but the real joy was cutting him open to see what was inside...

5. Little Green Army Men

Countless hours setting up the armies for the ferocious rubber band wars with your brother.

4. Radio Flyer Wagon

The best part was loading 2 into the wagon and heading down a hill, only to realize how poorly they steered!

3. Legos

You could build some pretty nifty forts for your Little Green Army Men

2. Hot Wheels

Oh, the pride from having the fastest car in the neigborhood. Unfortunately, the orange track pieces made a fine whip for mom to beat us with!!

1. Tonka Toys

From the Road Grader to the Steam Shovel. Playing in the dirt and mud was every boys favorite pastime!


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To: pissant

Ditto, FRiend. Hula hoop and roller skates (I was a kid in Southern California :-).


41 posted on 09/28/2005 6:18:13 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Something bad happens? Conservatives get over it!)
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To: pissant
A regular ole roll of caps for the capgun. You had to get your hands on dad's 3lb hammer though.

You put the WHOLE roll down on the sidewalk...flatten them out as much as you can but don't unroll them, and then WHACK em with the hammer as hard as you could!

*KA-BOOM!*. It would ring your ears and make dogs start howling!
42 posted on 09/28/2005 6:18:35 PM PDT by hiredhand (My kitty disappeared. NOT the rifle!)
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To: pissant; Constitution Day
My older brother had a Stretch Armstrong. Cool toy. What was that goo on the inside anyways. I never did find out.

Was it a neon green toxic substance :)

43 posted on 09/28/2005 6:18:42 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: pissant

1. bicycle
2. BB gun
3. home-made rubber-band gun


44 posted on 09/28/2005 6:19:24 PM PDT by js1138 (Great is the power of steady misrepresentation.)
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To: cripplecreek
Lincoln logs.

They were a LOT of fun. :-)
45 posted on 09/28/2005 6:19:35 PM PDT by hiredhand (My kitty disappeared. NOT the rifle!)
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To: Tax-chick

I forgot about "Clackers" Those colored lucite balls on a rope. They would be banned now...LOL


46 posted on 09/28/2005 6:19:39 PM PDT by Repub4bush (------Mark Levin the next supreme court justice! :))
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To: Motherbear

Or the cardboard refrigerator boxes we used to get and roll down big grass hills inside of!


47 posted on 09/28/2005 6:19:53 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
Flying Turtle.

Shrinkey Dinks.

Leather kits, with the burner thingie that got to be a million degrees.

Chemistry sets.

Weebles.

48 posted on 09/28/2005 6:20:06 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Repub4bush

We had those! Everyone on the street had them - I think the Navy dads picked them up cheap in the Pacific!


49 posted on 09/28/2005 6:20:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Something bad happens? Conservatives get over it!)
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To: scott says

LOL. At least Evil didn't come with the rocket that he tried to jump the snake river canyon with!!


50 posted on 09/28/2005 6:21:01 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

my favorite
1) wooden swords and trash can lid shields.
2) hopalong cassidy set of six shooters with holsters
3) plastic fort apache calvery and indian set
4) plastic gladiator helmut and sword
5) matel rifle that shot spring loaded plastic bullets with
round sticky caps for the bang sound.
6) risk and stratego games
7) a really cool hand held periscope.



51 posted on 09/28/2005 6:21:18 PM PDT by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money !)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL and we could take them to school...imagine that!!!


52 posted on 09/28/2005 6:21:27 PM PDT by Repub4bush (------Mark Levin the next supreme court justice! :))
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To: Repub4bush
Those were great, but man, did they hurt when you missed.

They did make great weapons.

53 posted on 09/28/2005 6:21:40 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: ladyinred

Apparently so. Though I did enjoy giving Barbie that haircut. ;o)


54 posted on 09/28/2005 6:21:45 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Repub4bush

Oh and your wrists stayed bruised...ABUSE!!!!!


55 posted on 09/28/2005 6:22:08 PM PDT by Repub4bush (------Mark Levin the next supreme court justice! :))
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To: Poser

I never liked the hula hoop. I never got it to work right!!


56 posted on 09/28/2005 6:23:26 PM PDT by pissant
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To: InvisibleChurch

The commercials for Fruit of the Loom were good, anyway!


57 posted on 09/28/2005 6:23:59 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Servant of the 9

I only got a BB gun. :(


58 posted on 09/28/2005 6:24:24 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Guns were okay in my house, unless they actually could do damage.

;-)


59 posted on 09/28/2005 6:24:59 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Carry Daily, Apply Sparingly.)
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To: Spruce

I had the Orange and Purple dune buggies!!!


60 posted on 09/28/2005 6:25:21 PM PDT by pissant
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