Dirty Love (always amusing Ebert 0 Star Review)

rogerebert.com ^ | 9/23/05 | Roger Ebert

[Dems_R_Losers]

THAT is hysterical - perhaps the worst movie review of all time. 'This is an affront to cheese.' ROFLMAO!!!!

[jdm]

Ebert is a dirty socialist and a terrible, TERRIBLE writer.

[Sam's Army]

Jenny McCarthy is SO 1997...

[Borges]

I always thought he was a good prose stylist. And a great critic when he's on.

[Gay State Conservative]

And if you check "celebatheist.com" you'll find his name listed along with those of Marx,Lenin,Stalin and Castro,Mao and Pol Pot.

Somehow,however,they missed Howie Dean's name.I guess that means that being a "Unitarian/Universalist" doesn't
count as being an atheist.

[Borges]

There's also quite a few atheist/agnostic Freepers.

[sharkhawk]

And if you check "celebatheist.com" you'll find his name listed along with those of Marx,Lenin,Stalin and Castro,Mao and Pol Pot.

Are you sure about that? I know he is a terrible leftist, but he did give "Passion of the Christ" 4 stars, and talked about his catholicism.

[dfwgator]

You mean it's even worse than "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls?"

[Borges]

He was raised a Catholic. I don't know if he practices much now. You don't have to be religious to have liked that film. Lots of religious people disliked it.

[Zeroisanumber]

Heh. Read his review of Battlefield Earth and tell me that it's not funny.

[kevkrom]

A scene like that would be insulting in any other movie; here it possibly distracts her from doing something even more debasing.

That's pretty sharp wit from a has-been like Ebert.

[Gay State Conservative]

Are you sure about that? I know he is a terrible leftist, but he did give "Passion of the Christ" 4 stars, and talked about his Catholicism.

Hmmm...curious.Yes,he's there (and,BTW,it's "www.celebatheists.com").Perhaps he was referring to his *former* Catholicism.

You've gotta admit that serious leftist attitudes are rarely,if ever,found in true Catholics and are often found in "pretend" Catholics (Kerry...Kennedy) and atheists.

[martin_fierro]

Yes, it takes nerve to star in a scene where you plop down in a supermarket aisle surrounded by a lake of your own menstrual blood.

[Borges]

This film was made by two no-name production companies. A big Hollywood studio wouldn't touch it.

[martin_fierro]

The film basically consists of McCarthy and her half-dressed friends Carmen Electra and Kam Heskin grouped awkwardly on the screen like high school girls

The idea looked better on paper.

[Fierce Allegiance]

JM is one of the few who can make Courtney Love seem classy.

[Lunar]

Jenny McCarthy is a foul mouthed trashy bimbo who repeatedly displays that she has no morals or sense of what is right or wrong non any respect for herself or the youth of this Country.

Landis.

[TheBigB]

Jenny McCarthy has a technologically splendid bosom

Spot-on. ;o)

I like Jenny. :o) She doesn't take herself so seriously as sooo many other Hollywooders. She knows it's her looks and boobs that has gotten her where she is, and she plays off that. She's always hilarious on any talk show.

[Fierce Allegiance]

That may be true, but she just comes off a bit too skanky, despite the exquisite assets she has.