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To: billorites
yucky..
How would you like to be the lucky officer to have to hit the redial button and listen in to the response...
Do they make a rubber dam to cover your ear...?
28 posted on
09/18/2005 11:29:08 AM PDT by
mmercier
To: billorites
Romanian mobile phone?
31 posted on
09/18/2005 11:32:34 AM PDT by
gg188
To: billorites
Bum reportedly not happy32 posted on
09/18/2005 11:33:37 AM PDT by
flashbunny
(Why do I have to defend the free market on a web site called free republic???)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Ewwwwww!
Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
34 posted on
09/18/2005 11:34:46 AM PDT by
mhking
(The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
To: billorites
EWWWWWWW!-to-Infinity!
35 posted on
09/18/2005 11:41:10 AM PDT by
BIRDS
To: billorites
“A million 'ta one, Doc... a million 'ta one!”
36 posted on
09/18/2005 11:45:09 AM PDT by
johnny7
(“"Thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes... like a doll's eyes.”)
To: billorites
That's a pretty crappy hiding place...
37 posted on
09/18/2005 11:46:25 AM PDT by
wysiwyg
(What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
To: billorites
Is that your booty ringing, or are you just happy to see me?
If you want a Google GMail account, FReepmail me.
They're going fast!
38 posted on
09/18/2005 12:04:11 PM PDT by
rdb3
(NON-conservative, American exceptionalist here.)
To: billorites
Sounds like the old Kingston Trio song, "Tic Tic Tic." (Written by Rafael De Leon).
[Chorus:]
Tic, tic, tic! Ev'rybody lookin'. Tic, tic, tic! See them all a-searchin'.
Tic, tic, tic! That's all they're hearin' but they couldn't find out where the watch was hiding.
What a confusion. A fellow lost his watch in a railway station. [Repeat]
An attractive girl named Melda was accused of being a burglar.
She had no purse, no pocket in her clothes, so where she hid the watch only goodness knows. And you hearing
[Chorus]
Under suspicion, they took her down to the police station
And they called on the matron who examined all the clothes she had on
The matron examined with care. She even made her take down her long hair.
She searched till she couldn't search no more but the watch now tickin' louder than before. And you hearing
[Chorus]
Confusion now in the station. The matron searching by inspiration.
Watch tickin' louder and louder and the matron moving up closer.
The matron convinced there's no doubt. She put her hand inside Melda's mouth.
Do you know her idea cam true? When she found the watch, it was ten to two. Still tickin'
[Chorus]
42 posted on
09/18/2005 12:32:46 PM PDT by
Celtjew Libertarian
(Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
To: billorites; mhking
"When in Rome, do as the Romans do." -- (And when in Romania, shove it.)
45 posted on
09/18/2005 12:50:45 PM PDT by
NicknamedBob
(I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
To: billorites
"The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."
"Err, that's all right, you can keep it. I was about to get a new one anyways..."
To: billorites
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50 posted on
09/18/2005 3:06:06 PM PDT by
Fintan
(If this tagline lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician.)
To: windcliff
Now that's a booty call!!
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