Surely you jest!? (I know, don't call you surely!).
Where do you live? They have no full serve gas stations?
You know, some guy named "bob" wearing greasy work shirt and pants, comes out, pumps the gasoline, washes your windows, checks the air in the tires, checks the fluid levels..you know..full serve station rather than self-serve!
Sorry but we have some guy named Sahib who sits inside a building behind a bullet proof glass. We haven't had or seen a "bob" in over 20 years. Are you telling me that there are places in the US that still have that service? Where?