[Nick Danger]

You can't fool me. Those equations have nothing to do with gravity. Those are the equations that describe greenshift.

Greenshift is what you observe when the guy next door makes a lot more money than you do. As his standard of living recedes from yours at an ever-greater speed, the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence.

[Lazamataz]

I'm busted.

Remember, though, if everything on the other side of the fence is getting greener, that the dude also has a wife.

A wife that is turning greener.

And that CAN'T be healthy.