So, I wuz at thegym this mornin'. They have a bank of TVs set up in front of the treadmills (bring yer own earphones). They're all set to the news in the a.m.
I'll usually watch FOX, but will sometimes follow the closed captioning on the other sets. This morning ABC was in Britain and I read...
"And later we'll talk with Prince Andrew. We'll talk about his past, his two daughters and, of course, Ferryingi."
I swear I'm not making that up.
The Queen's Engrish?