OK... all I can think of now is him shouting at the raw recruits in some sort of bizarre crossing of Maxwell Smart and R. Lee Ermey.
YOU LITTLE MAGGOT! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE CONE OF SILENCE? I DIDN'T THINK SO! CHIEF... I DEMAND WE PUT THIS MAN IN THE CONE OF SILENCE!
or...
MAGGOT! YOU MISSED IT BY... THIS MUCH.
:-)