I'm from the South. It was the 80s. I was 100 lbs. thinner.
What can I say?
Nothing more.
Well, well, well. You know how teenage boys can be and they felt the definition of "dress" left a lot of room for interpretation. They'd wear plaid golf slacks, hawaiian shirts, and paisley ties, for example. They'd also raid their fathers' closets for the polyester 70's leisure suits. Oh they had fun.