I, OTOH, like women.
And children.
Most of 'em like me.
I'm a great "friend".
That is kinda nice, and kinda sucks, at the same time.........
Heh...in the military, I used to always be the one guys would come to to ask how I thought they could get so-and-so's attention. I never really got asked out, though, except by much older and/or (usually and) divorced guys. I seem to attract those in spades.
A good friend...yep.